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var howMany = 20
var quote = new Array(howMany+1)
quote[0] = "Download our hit theme song on iTunes!";
quote[1] = "Doctypes are for pussies.";
quote[2] = "We perform low-cost exorcisms out of the back of our truck. By request only.";
quote[3] = "Home of Shreveport's largest canned ham.";
quote[4] = "Join the JGR Fun Club today and get your free membership card and sticker pack!";
quote[5] = "Would you like to keep the money, or go for the review behind curtain number 3?";
quote[6] = "To continue reading this site in English, press 1. Para español, presione el número dos.";
quote[7] = "The most trusted review source named 'Just Games Retro' for six years and counting.";
quote[8] = "Formerly Just Gams Retro - all pictures of Betty Grable, all the time.";
quote[9] = "The best review site you've never heard of.";
quote[10] = "Runners up will recieve: The JGR Home Game! All the excitement of JGR, in your own home.";
quote[11] = "Admit it. You're going to miss that orange paddle fucking around the bottom of this page.";
quote[12] = "You'll see future technologies! Thrilling headgear! Spine-tingling toast!";
quote[13] = "9 out of 10 doctors agree that JGR is an excellent source of daily fiber.";
quote[14] = "Just Games Retro: We host more than just screenshots for your goddamn message board.";
quote[15] = "Us - Wolverine.  Other sites - Jubilee.";
quote[16] = "The only name you need to know for quality toaster ovens.";
quote[17] = "Leave the cursing to the professionals.";
quote[18] = "The personal favorite site of President Ronnie.";
quote[19] = "Formerly 'Crazy Bob's House of Retro and Salami'.";
quote[20] = "Inside - A special JGR Junior Agent Decoder Ring!";

function rndnumber(){
var randscript = -1
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randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1))
}
return randscript
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quo = rndnumber()
quox = quote[quo]
document.write(quox)
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