The Russkies are back and they’re bringing the craziest military R&D projects ever along with them in this sequel to a classic real-time strategy title.
If you liked Age of Empires but thought, “boy, this could use some tanks and aircraft”, have we got a game for you!
Rage against the machine (or become the machine, or buy the machine out) in an innovative but complex strategy title that lets you tap into your inner conspirator.
You’ll have all the problems of a major zoo AND a theme park, and the computers aren’t even on their feet yet.
As Internet speed and stability climbed, there was only one thing to do with all this new power. After you downloaded the porn, natch.
Oh, vannian tiomen. Taira mah! Erxfrushin dzoshtofin, shoon shoon. Eyen gimitz. *laughter*