Classic console and computer game reviews
Reading Time: 11 minutesDarth Malak is tearing up the galaxy. The Jedi Council is losing members to a civil war. Carth is in the cockpit, loudly complaining again about his stupid trust issues.
Reading Time: 6 minutesSpent longer than I cared to dissecting this game, but now I feel pretty confident I’ve done the most thorough job you’re likely to find. And I also now have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
Reading Time: 5 minutesSega starts up its own brawling franchise. Clean up the 16-bit streets with three rough and ready fighters, in an average, but fun, freshman effort.
Reading Time: 10 minutesBullfrog’s original tycoon game shows why making kids happy is harder than you’d think. Ungrateful little bastards.
Reading Time: 7 minutesI met the Macho Man once, and he told me that Hogan’s a bum.
Reading Time: 9 minutesWell, our normal Halloween reviewapalooza got hijacked by real life (more may come later), but for now, here’s the one review that made it through the UAC’s teleporter intact. It brought some demons with it though, and they’re kinda pissed.
