Classic console and computer game reviews
Reading Time: 7 minutesThe game where you can taze an innocent passerby until he curls up on the ground, pee on him, pour gasoline on him, light him on fire, then decapitate his burning body with a shovel, and have a dog fetch the head. Why? Because you can.
Reading Time: 7 minutesThe Bond game with more shooting than all the actual Bond movies.
Reading Time: 9 minutesThe game that not only showed how to do a great SWAT game, but prototyped how to handle dynamic AI squad commands. Defuse situations across L.A. with four of the force’s best.
Reading Time: 8 minutesFound this half-finished review when looking though the files. Dusted it off, cleaned it up, and now I present to you another reason why this game is one worth remembering.
Reading Time: 9 minutesWell, our normal Halloween reviewapalooza got hijacked by real life (more may come later), but for now, here’s the one review that made it through the UAC’s teleporter intact. It brought some demons with it though, and they’re kinda pissed.
Reading Time: 10 minutesHey look everybody, it’s Half-Life! Just remember someone coming to this site probably hasn’t played it before. Or when future aliens arrive from a tear in our dimension, they’ll have another historical record of this so-called “video game.”
