Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis
Reading Time: 8 minutesYou’ll have all the problems of a major zoo AND a theme park, and the computers aren’t even on their feet yet.
Reading Time: 8 minutesYou’ll have all the problems of a major zoo AND a theme park, and the computers aren’t even on their feet yet.
Reading Time: 6 minutesHey, yeah, Gary, DOS is giving me a message, it says “Dimensional Error, Abort, Retry, Fail?”, what do I do? Load up on weapons? Well, if you say so…
Reading Time: 9 minutesOh, vannian tiomen. Taira mah! Erxfrushin dzoshtofin, shoon shoon. Eyen gimitz. *laughter*
Reading Time: 8 minutesU.S. Gold’s loose, arcadey version of football is about as frantic as a sackful of pissed cats.
Reading Time: 7 minutesSurprisingly, the definitive Super Nintendo wrestling game doesn’t carry a major license. Wacky name, serious wrestling.
Reading Time: 6 minutesWater, water, everywhere, and not a drop leaking over the sides of the board because we maintained the structural integrity of the dam long enough for a fireball to come and dry it all up.