Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaane! *shakes fist*
Part 2 of our British Sport Spectacular takes us into the scrummage for some Mega Drive rugby action.
I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that, I’d settle for a thousand years. Even five hundred would be pretty nice.
Join Lynx, Scope, Malice, Steroid, Skyrider, and the whole wacky cast of mercenaries as you soldier-of-fortune it up to free the island of Arulco.
You kids today with your tanks and your missiles and guns that hold more than one round at a time are CODDLED! Back in my day, we waged war by standing in lines and shooting muskets at other guys standing in lines while cannons fired at us while we stood in line, and WE WERE GRATEFUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY!
You’ll have all the problems of a major zoo AND a theme park, and the computers aren’t even on their feet yet.