Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
Reading Time: 8 minutesStatic struggles with betrayal, as the Zelda series abandons the gameplay of the original for something much more RPG and confusing.
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Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
The Legend of Zelda
Reading Time: 7 minutesEstablished rube Static-a-Matic has never played Zelda before! He likes it!
Sweet Home
Reading Time: 8 minutesJapanese-only release that really sets the standard for a great 8-bit horror RPG.
Jackal
Reading Time: 4 minutesSave POWs and get them to the extraction point in what is basically Choplifter in a Jeep.
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Video Game Adventure
Reading Time: 8 minutesStatic plays Bill & Ted’s NES game and finds it most non-triumphant.
Mad Max
Reading Time: 6 minutesNo chances to “drive that tankha,” but plenty of chances to ram cars and shoot muties.