Classic console and computer game reviews
Reading Time: 11 minutesA wild night of casual sex changes your life forever. No, not that problem. And not that one either. The one where you’re now a vampire caught in a centuries-old power struggle and facing the end of the world.
Reading Time: 9 minutesA reporter and his assistant have disappeared, and a mysterious CD has appeared. In order to help solve the mystery, the CD is duplicated professionally… and distributed to retail in a box by UbiSoft… and patched later… and LOOK, JUST DON’T THINK TOO HARD ABOUT IT, OKAY?
Reading Time: < 1 minuteI’m in the mood for some 16-bit hijinks, but every title in the library is looking the same to me. So, let’s try a little challenge:
Reading Time: 6 minutesPretend to wander the halls of a pretend spaceship inside a pretend gaming simulation — whoa… this is getting meta.
Reading Time: 7 minutesStar Trek games had been going through a bit of a slump, so Raven Software took the Quake III engine boldly to places where no Trek game had gone before.
Reading Time: 10 minutesChristof learns what happens when you lust after a lovely young nun in her own monastery. Hint: He’ll never see the sun again.
