The Legend of Zelda
Reading Time: 7 minutesEstablished rube Static-a-Matic has never played Zelda before! He likes it!
Author: Ryan DiGiorgi
(AKA Static_A_Matic) likes pointing, clicking, and dialog trees. When he's not writing about games here, he's writing and podcasting about movies at Critical End! Follow him on Twitter at @rdigiorgi and regret it almost immediately.
Sam & Max Hit The Road
Reading Time: 7 minutesStatic’s innocence has been shattered by this blatant collection of tourist traps.
Zombies Ate My Neighbors
Reading Time: 7 minutesStatic reads LucasArts’ love letter to B-movies, and swoons.
Star Trek: 25th Anniversary (NES)
Reading Time: 7 minutesStatic explores one of the few true adventure games for the NES. It’s a fitting tribute to the show, but not much of a challenge.
Leisure Suit Larry 7: Love for Sail
Reading Time: 10 minutesStatic ships off for THE LAST LARRY GAME THERE EVER WAS, DON’T @ US and finds it’s one of the best.
Leisure Suit Larry 6: Shape Up or Slip Out!
Reading Time: 7 minutesLarry’s a bachelor again with a resort full of 80’s babes to ham-handedly attempt to woo. Also the first Larry with CD voices!